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"Poems are just gay sentences."

A joke

Q: How do you get a guy interested in 7 pounds of fat?

A: Put a nipple on it.

A joke

A cowboy is riding across the plain one day, when he sees an Indian chief laying on the ground with his ear pressed firmly to the earth. Never having seen this before, the cowboy says "Hey chief, what are you doing there?" The chief answers in broken English "Buffalo come." The cowboy is astonished "That's amazing chief, how can you tell?" The chief replies "Ear sticky."