Dark room
Ein Witz
Wie macht man aus einer Banane einen Kompass?
Man legt die Banane auf eine Mauer und auf der Seite, wo abgebissen wurde, ist Osten.
Lamborghini
You hate your job?
"The angel of the city" by Marino Marini
This lovely statue named "The angel of the city" by Marino Marini stands in front of the Peggy Guggenheim museum in Venice.
Strange rock
Linux on iPod
No climbing
Difficult to say
Alzheimer's disease
Skating
Every time you brush your teeth
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Carmen
A guy walked into a pub and immediately noticed a young lady at the bar on her own.
After a couple of drinks, he decided to offer her a drink and make small talk.
"What's your name?" he asked.
"Carmen," she replied.
"That's a nice name," he said. "Did your mother or father name you that?"
"Neither," she said. "I changed my name when I was 18 from Sharon to Carmen."
"Why did you do that?" he asked.
"Well," she explained, "I like men and I like cars, so that is how I got my name. What's your name?"
"Beertits," the man replied.