An old man drove his new BMW Z4 convertible out of the dealership. Getting on the highway, he floored it to 100mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. In his rear view mirror, he saw a police car, lights flashing.
After he pulled over, the police officer walked up to him and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. If you can give me an excuse that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old man looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman.
I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," said the policeman.