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So an American, a Brit, and a Chinese guy are stuck on a deserted island...the American turns to the other two and says, "Okay, we have to survive somehow until help arrives. I'll get some water to drink, the Brit should get some wood for the fire, and the Chinese guy should get some supplies for the shelter."

2 hours go by and the American and the British guy are back. They couldn't find the Chinese guy anywhere around, so they went around looking for him.

Searching for him, they walk around the whole island. Just as they had given up, the Chinese guy jumps out and yells, "SUPPLIES!"