Are my testicles black?
A nurse is attending to a sick man in his hospital bed. As she changes one his bandages, the man asks "Nurse, can you check if my testicles are black, please?".
"What?" replies the blushing nurse, "I can't, I'm just here to change the bandages".
"Please nurse, can you check if my testicles are black?" the man says even more sternly.
"Ok" says the shy nurse, She pulls down his sheets and lifts up his patient gown. She gently grabs his penis and checks to see if his testicles are black. after careful examining his manhood, she raises her head and says, "Everything looks fine, sir."
The man takes out his breathing tube and says, "That was fantastic, thanks, but can you check if my test results are back, please?"
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