A guy walked into a bar and shouted "Beers for everyone, even you, bartender.!" But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have the money, so the bartender beat him up and threw him out. The next day, the guy came back into the pub and said "Beers for everyone! But not you, bartender! " The bartender asked "Why?" The guy replied "Because you're violent when you're drunk!"
Have you heard about the dyslexic poet that has a fetish for rim licks?
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