Two guys sit in a pub together when one turns to the other and says "I fucked your mum last night. we did everything. I fucked her doggy, missionary and reverse cowgirl, then I licked her bumhole while she fingered mine, then she gave me a tit wank whilst sucking my cock and I spunked all over her face."
The other guy puts down his pint and says. "Lets go home dad, i think you've had enough."